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Meet the Hosts

The Beards

We have survived deployments, bad decisions, and more disappointing sequels than we care to count. Beards of War started with a simple idea: sit down, talk honestly about what we watched, and invite everyone else into the argument.

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Thick Nick Fury

Host

Combat veteran with an eye for continuity errors and a habit of running every questionable on-screen decision like a tactical debrief.

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Fat Broken Rambo (FBR)

Host

Combat veteran with a nickname that tells you everything and nothing at the same time. Brings the chaos, brings the opinions, rarely brings the patience for a slow first act.

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Scorched Earth

Host

Combat veteran who doesn't do lukewarm takes. If Scorched Earth didn't like it, the whole crew hears about it before the credits finish rolling.

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Cap'n Jack

Producer

Runs the ship, keeps the trains running on time, and still won't admit he's the reason the show is called Beards of War. Jumps into the argument whenever he feels like it and rarely loses.